六字短小说

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 3:16

最近看到的好玩东西。翻几个好玩的，翻译就不遵守六个字的限制了。
Laws of Nature
Shark eats psychiatrist; blames its parents.
自然定律
鲨鱼吞噬心理医生，怪它父母。

Pause for Thought
Ancient civilization discovered. Exactly like ours.
定神一想
发现古老文明，跟我们如出一撤.

Radical Future Democracy
Dream recording machine hacked; free downloads.
激进未来民主
梦境记录仪被黑。免费下载。

What Did You Expect?
Jesus returns as a woman. Disbelieved.
你以为？
耶酥重生为女人。没人相信.

Consumerism
Minotaur ravages. Minotaur slain. Minotaur T-shirts.
消费主义
弥诺陶洛斯报复。弥诺陶洛斯被杀。弥诺陶洛斯T恤衫。
（弥诺陶洛斯是希腊传说迷宫中吞噬童男童女的人身牛头怪）

A Full Day But An Empty Feeling
Alien abduction. Life explained. Memory wiped.
忙碌而空虚的一天
外星人绑架我。解释生命奥秘。记忆抹空。

What Have You Done With The Place?
Dinosaurs return from space; very angry.
你们把这地方怎么了？
恐龙宇宙旅行归来。大怒.

C'Est La Vie
Intense affair. Disappointment. Marriage salvaged. Disappointment.
这就是生活
热烈的外遇。失望。挽救了婚姻。失望。

Hyphens
Six-word-short-story-writer assassinated over improper hyphen use.
连接号
六-字-短-小说-作家因为不恰当滥用连接号被暗杀。

CAVA · Post by **CAVA** » 2013-08-30 5:56

Alien abduction. Life explained. Memory wiped.

从这篇小说的情节来看，作者象是好莱坞编剧

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 5:58

最后一个真好玩！

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 6:04

杂七杂八的人写的，不是一个作者。
我很喜欢

What Have You Done With The Place?
Dinosaurs return from space; very angry.
你们把这地方怎么了？
恐龙宇宙旅行归来。大怒.

This is very Graham Greene

C'Est La Vie
Intense affair. Disappointment. Marriage salvaged. Disappointment.
这就是生活
热烈的外遇。失望。挽救了婚姻。失望。

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 7:28

我也写俩

Whodunnit?
Scientist murdered. His studies all fake.

Double-family Ski Trip
Husband shagging wife. Not his wife.

哇，这还挺难写的，因为要避免太俗的桥段。字数太少，题目可以加点儿信息。

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 7:30

我看过一个恐怖小说版，有个印象特深，具体字句忘了，大意是：他的女儿不停哭泣，他去墓园求她停止也没有用。

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 7:35

Twenty-second century justice
Jury found him guilty and ate him.

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 7:41

是得靠题目点睛。
我想到那天讨论中文和英文那个更简洁。好象这些六个字小说都无法翻译成六个字甚至六个词。
hahaha, ate him!

Vegetarian Horror Story
New study proves plants suffer pain.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 7:46

古文可以。一国家历史都写出来了。

x兴国，x亡之

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 7:49

police-chief confession
wife poisoned foreigner. husband slapped me.

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 7:50

Knowing wrote:police-chief confession
wife poisoned foreigner. husband slapped me.

ROTFLOL

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 7:52

生活比小说更精彩。

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 7:55

wife confession:

they all love me to death

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 8:06

husband confession:
Like Jon Snow. I know nothing.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 8:13

in conclusion

Beware, true love kills people dead.

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 8:14

50-year-old Housewife
I'm straight, until I met her.

50-year-old-Evangelical-Christian-Megachurch-White Minister
I'm straight, until I met him.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 8:17

a gay says

phoo, everybody is a little bent

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 8:19

白博来两个实验室故事？

Greek Postdoc Strikes Again
Mondy morning. Lab overrun by rats.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 8:23

shocking discovery of a graduate student

Shit, I cost less than rats!

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 8:26

hahahahahhahhahahahahah I love rat and lab stories!

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 8:26

victory

paper published. friends congratulated. competitors attacked.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 8:27

victory 2

Theory is in high school textbook.

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 8:29

World's First Designer Baby
He's perfect. Psychosis appears at 17.

这个游戏太好玩了。

Kungfu Master and His Beautiful Pupil
Wife shoots pupil. He strangles wife.

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 8:32

Story of the Year 2008
Too big to fail! Failed!!! .............................. Nothing.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 8:33

lab drama 1
boss talked his technician into staying.

Lab drama 2
ALL our knockout mice are dead!

Lab drama 3
Treason! Someone switched glucose with sucrose!

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 8:40

Big Boss' Proposal to Secretary

"Marry me."
"No, I'm a spy."

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 8:40

Kungfu Master and His Beautiful Pupil
Wife shoots pupil. He strangles wife.

这个很 law and order 啊。

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 8:48

tiffany wrote: Lab drama 3
Treason! Someone switched glucose with sucrose!

Too funny!

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 8:52

这个是生死攸关的！你要是见过死透的脑片就不会觉得好笑了！

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 8:59

who 生 who 死

?

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 9:01

脑片！脑子只能烧葡萄糖的。给它们吃sucrose是谋杀！脑片们！！

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2013-08-30 9:05

so the brain was murdered again?

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2013-08-30 9:08

errh, technically, the brain slices were alive...

And I, like a vulcan, embrace technicality.

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 9:15

切下来显微镜下看的脑片也是活的。植物蔬菜也是活的。人类太坏了。

火星狗 · Post by **火星狗** » 2013-08-30 11:38

喜欢米诺陶和恐龙的
米诺陶的让我想起那只叫peach的狗，peach run, peach bite, good boy peach
这个很难写我试试
Cat 20-times size, me slave

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 12:46

The Husband

Vanished ten years ago. Returned yesterday.

CAVA · Post by **CAVA** » 2013-08-30 14:07

转化一个现成的典故：

Kung Fu Panda emerges through bad punctuation
Walks into café. Eats, shoots & leaves.

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2013-08-30 15:30

CAVA wrote:转化一个现成的典故：

Kung Fu Panda emerges through bad punctuation
Walks into café. Eats, shoots & leaves.

两个典故一网打尽。

simonsun · Post by **simonsun** » 2013-08-31 22:18

哗，你们玩得好high